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- #!/bin/bash
- # =============================================================
- # tool-moyu.sh — AI「摸鱼」模拟器
- #
- # 作用:读取一段内容(默认本会话日志,或任意文件/stdin),
- # 循环「假装在处理」,模拟 AI 工作的样子。
- # 适合:需要看起来在干活、又不想真干活的时候 😏
- #
- # 用法:
- # ./tool-moyu.sh # 用内置内容摸鱼(默认)
- # ./tool-moyu.sh -n 3 # 循环 3 遍
- # ./tool-moyu.sh [文件] # 从文件读取(覆盖内置内容)
- # ./tool-moyu.sh --help # 帮助
- #
- # 选项:
- # -n N 循环 N 次(默认无限)
- # -d MS 每行间隔毫秒(默认随机 80-400)
- # -t 逐个字符「打字」效果
- # -s 静默模式:不打印假状态行,只循环内容
- # =============================================================
- set -euo pipefail
- LOOP_TIMES=0 # 0 = 无限
- DELAY_MS=0 # 0 = 随机 80-400
- TYPE_EFFECT=0
- SILENT=0
- show_usage() {
- sed -n '1,20p' "$0"
- exit 0
- }
- while [ $# -gt 0 ]; do
- case "$1" in
- -n) LOOP_TIMES="${2:?}"; shift 2 ;;
- -d) DELAY_MS="${2:?}"; shift 2 ;;
- -t) TYPE_EFFECT=1; shift ;;
- -s) SILENT=1; shift ;;
- --help|-h) show_usage ;;
- -*) echo "Unknown option: $1" >&2; exit 1 ;;
- *) break ;;
- esac
- done
- # 内置摸鱼内容(模拟一段 AI 工作汇报,可被文件参数覆盖)
- BUILTIN_CONTENT=$(cat <<'EOF'
- [13:00] Received request: set up CI/CD deployment pipeline
- [13:05] 🤖 Analyzing project structure, identifying Gogs repos and submodules
- [13:12] 🧠 Evaluating options: server resources tight, switch to local validation + SSH deploy
- [13:20] ✍️ Writing validate.sh / build.sh / deploy.sh scripts
- [13:35] ⚙️ Building deploy package locally, cross-compiling backend + frontend dist
- [13:48] 🔍 Fixing infinite restart caused by missing migrations directory
- [14:00] 📝 Writing aaPanel deployment guide, finalizing ports and domains
- [14:15] ✅ Local smoke test passed: MySQL 8.0 migration chain OK
- [14:30] 🚀 Deployed admin backend to test server, service active
- [14:40] 🌐 Frontend auto-deploy done, HTTP 200
- [14:50] 📊 Summarizing progress, updating backlog
- [15:00] 💬 Next: deploy backend-app, set up client/worker sites
- EOF
- )
- # 内容来源:文件参数 > 内置内容
- CONTENT="${1:-}"
- if [ -n "$CONTENT" ] && [ -f "$CONTENT" ]; then
- mapfile -t LINES < "$CONTENT"
- elif [ -n "$CONTENT" ] && [ "$CONTENT" != "-" ]; then
- echo "File not found: $CONTENT, falling back to built-in content." >&2
- mapfile -t LINES <<< "$BUILTIN_CONTENT"
- else
- mapfile -t LINES <<< "$BUILTIN_CONTENT"
- fi
- [ "${#LINES[@]}" -eq 0 ] && { echo "Content empty, nothing to slack on." >&2; exit 1; }
- # 随机延时
- rand_delay() {
- if [ "$DELAY_MS" -gt 0 ]; then sleep "$(awk -v d="$DELAY_MS" 'BEGIN{printf "%.3f", d/1000}')";
- else sleep "$(awk -v lo=80 -v hi=400 'BEGIN{srand(); printf "%.3f", (lo+int(rand()*(hi-lo+1)))/1000}')"; fi
- }
- # 假 AI 状态行(随机挑一个)
- STATUS=(
- "🤖 Analyzing session context..."
- "🧠 Thinking..."
- "📊 Summarizing key decisions..."
- "✍️ Generating execution summary..."
- "🔍 Searching knowledge graph..."
- "⚙️ Optimizing implementation..."
- "📝 Writing technical docs..."
- "✅ Checking code quality..."
- "🔄 Syncing progress report..."
- "💬 Generating next steps..."
- )
- run_once() {
- local idx=0 total="${#LINES[@]}"
- for line in "${LINES[@]}"; do
- idx=$((idx+1))
- [ "$SILENT" = "0" ] && [ $((RANDOM % 6)) -eq 0 ] && {
- printf "\r\033[K%s" "${STATUS[$((RANDOM % ${#STATUS[@]}))]}"
- rand_delay
- }
- if [ "$TYPE_EFFECT" = "1" ]; then
- local i
- for ((i=0; i<${#line}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${line:i:1}"; rand_delay; done
- echo ""
- else
- echo "$line"
- fi
- rand_delay
- done
- echo "" # 每遍之间空行
- }
- n=0
- while [ "$LOOP_TIMES" -eq 0 ] || [ "$n" -lt "$LOOP_TIMES" ]; do
- n=$((n+1))
- [ "$SILENT" = "0" ] && echo "—— Round $n of slacking ——"
- run_once
- done
- [ "$SILENT" = "0" ] && echo "🎣 Slacking done. Looks busy, actually did nothing."
- exit 0
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